Monkey pick up lines are actually a good ones for picking up girls especially if you know how to put it right.

If you want to flirt using monkey pick up lines then this are the best pick up lines to start a romantic and Cheesy conversation with your crush.

Here is the collection of funny monkey pick up lines, Cheesy pick up lines, dirty pick up lines about monkeys all in one place.

Monkey Pick Up Lines:

Someone told me that you like monkeys. Will you play with mine?

Are you a banana? Because I find you a peeling.

Do you love monkeys? Would you tame mine?

Do you visit the zoo often? Because you may have the skills to tame my monkey. 

If you lost your monkey, would you tame mine?

Please don’t hurt my monkey. Strike it gently and see it rise. 

Hey girl, if you worked at a zoo and I were a monkey, would you keep me?

I’m told monkeys make great lovers because they know the penalty for early withdrawal. Will I be your monkey?

I have got a plenty of bananas your monkey can play with. 

Would you mind playing with my monkey? 

Can we drink you + me tonight?

If I were monkey I would climb you often. 

Want to hang out? I can help. 

I find you really a-peeling. 

How about we get down to monkey business? 

Girl, I am told a banana does the body good, but how many have you been taking to make you this good?

How about we play zoo and you tame my monkey?

I wouldn’t slap you if you were my monkey; I would only five your face.