30+ Best Spiderman Pick up Lines (Dirty & Funny)

Pick up lines can work very well especially when it’s relatable, so if you are a big fun of the Spider Man.

These are the best spiderman movie pick up lines that include, dirty spiderman pick up lines, funny spiderman pick up lines to use on your crush among other greatest pick up lines that relate to Spider-Man and Spiderman MJ pick up lines.

With that being put across, enjoy the best spiderman pick up lines for him and her below.

Spiderman Pick Up Lines:

I was wandering if you had a place for my peter to par…ker.

I don’t mind if you get caught in my web every day.

You must be some badass girl, ‘cause you’ve got my spidy senses tingling south.

High five, oops I guess you’re now stuck with me.

Every spider man needs a Mary jane, can you be my Mary jane?

I’ll take you back to my place baby but you have to be quiet, my Aunt May’s usually downstairs watching Jeopardy.

Have you ever used a sex swing made from spider webs?

The city may need a vigilante tonight, but I just need your vigilantitties.

I promise you there’s nothing itsy bitsy under this spidy suit

Boy it looks like you’ve been caught in my web…of love.

I want to trap you in my web and never let go

Please don’t leave me hanging, be my date tonight.

Most women say I’m quite Amazing, Spectacular and Sensational in bed.

We could do it on the ceiling, you know (insert wink).

I’ll love you more than Peter Parker loved Gwen Stacy.

As soon as you walked in my spidy senses started to tingle, care to explain that lovely lady?

I’ll let you play with my web slinger if you go on a date with me.

Want to know what web taste like? I could shoot some in your mouth.

You know my blood is radioactive, I’m ready to act if you just give me a chance girl.

Spiderman came all the way down here to tell me I dropped his phone number.

My spidy senses tell me you’re gonna to fall for me like Gwen Stacy did, but don’t worry I’ll catch you this time.

Once I spray my web on you, girl it’s all over!

My spidy senses tingle for only you.

If a spider can bite you and make you a Spiderman, can you bite me so I can be your man?

Why bother driving when we can just swing it.

Believe me, I take the 69 to another level.

I have a lot of experience catching women who’ve been thrown off their feet, feel free to fall.

You’re so fly, all I want to do right now is wrap you up and take you to my web.

I plan to fire off all this web fluids by the time this night is over, care to dance?

Hey girl, I’d like to spray my sticky webs all over you.